Chalkboard Chuckles: Classroom Cuts
Writing the Satire
Classrooms are satires desk – cut them funny. Target a rule: “No phones – were pigeons now.” Hit the grind – tests, bells: “Quiz says ace – I flop.” Keep it light – heavy flops. Write: “Teacher says focus – doodles win.” Peanuts school jabs inspire. Start yours: “Bell rings – I dream.” Practice turns lessons into laughs.
Teaching the Technique
Teach class jabs with a grind twist. Give “test day” – twist: “Day so smart, I dumb!” Show Peanuts clips – light, zing. Steps: rule, quirk, jab. Assign “late bell” – spark: “Bell so chic, Im out!” Discuss fun: light wins. Warn off dark – cut rules. Chalk-off: pitch a cut, best laugh wins. Class is chalk – teach them to chalk it.
