Satire Blueprint: Blogging Blunders to Brilliance
Writing the Satire
Blogs are satires diary – blunder them bright. Target a post: “He blogged wisdom – I napped.” Hit the fluff – rants, clicks: “Top 10 life hacks – all broke.” Keep it live – dead flops. Write: “Post says thrive – Im sunk.” Clickbait flops inspire. Start yours: “Blog says win – Im lost.” Practice turns posts into punch.
Teaching the Technique
Teach blog jabs with a post twist. Give “life tip” – twist: “Tip so good, I failed!” Show clickbait gags – fluff, zing. Steps: post, flop, jab. Assign “trend blog” – spark: “Trend sank me – top hit!” Discuss snap: live wins. Warn off dull – bright rules. Blog-off: pitch a blunder, best shine wins. Blogs are blah – teach them to blast it.
