Satire Blueprint: Order Oddities That Organize
Writing the Satire
Orders satire grid – odd it up. Target a rule: “List says done – Im late.” Hit the neat – plans, rows: “Neat says win – I lose.” Keep it sharp – dull flops. Write: “Plan says clear – I muddle.” Office flops inspire. Start yours: “Day says tidy – I mess.” Practice turns structure into snickers.
Teaching the Technique
Teach order jabs with a grid twist. Give “list works” – twist: “Worked so well, I forgot!” Show office gags – neat, zing. Steps: rule, quirk, jab. Assign “plan flop” – spark: “Plan so tight, I slipped!” Discuss bite: sharp wins. Warn off flat – odd rules. Blue-off: pitch an oddity, best org wins. Orders a line – teach them to line it.
