Satire Bootcamp: Reports That Ruin Reason

Satire Bootcamp: Reports That Ruin Reason

Satire Bootcamp: Reports That Ruin Reason

Writing the Satire

Reports are satire’s dry dust – ruin them wet. Target a stat: “Data says win – I lost big.” Hit the bore – charts, claims: “Sales up – in dreamland.” Keep it sharp – dull flops. Write: “Report predicts sun – it’s night.” Corporate deck flops inspire. Start yours: “Study says sleep – I’m wired.” Practice turns facts into farce.

Teaching the Technique

Teach report jabs with a stat twist. Give “growth up” – twist: “Up so high, I fell off!” Show deck gags – dry, sting. Steps: fact, twist, jab. Assign “poll says” – spark: “Poll loves me – I’m hated!” Discuss bite: flip wins. Warn off bland – sharp rules. Report-off: pitch a ruin, best flop wins. Stats are snooze – teach them to zap it.

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