Satire Cash Clash: Money Mocks That Mint
Writing the Satire
Moneys satire coin – mock it minty. Target a buck: “Pay says rich – Im broke.” Hit the cash – bills, bling: “Raise says yay – I nay.” Keep it sharp – dull flops. Write: “Cash says free – I owe.” Wall Street flops inspire. Start yours: “Bill says yes – I no.” Practice turns bucks into barbs.
Teaching the Technique
Teach cash jabs with a coin twist. Give “pay up” – twist: “Up so high, Im down!” Show Wall gags – bill, zing. Steps: cash, quirk, jab. Assign “raise flop” – spark: “Raise so big, I sank!” Discuss bite: sharp wins. Warn off flat – mint rules. Cash-off: pitch a mock, best mint wins. Moneys a game – teach them to game it.
