Satire Lovefest: Romance Riffs That Rile
Writing the Satire
Loves satire bait – riff it riled. Target a date: “He woos sweet – Im sour.” Hit the mush – hearts, vows: “Love says forever – I yawn.” Keep it sharp – soft flops. Write: “Date says spark – I fizzle.” Rom-com flops inspire. Start yours: “Kiss says yes – I nope.” Practice turns hearts into huffs.
Teaching the Technique
Teach love jabs with a mush twist. Give “date night” – twist: “Night so hot, I froze!” Show rom-com gags – heart, zing. Steps: love, quirk, jab. Assign “vow flop” – spark: “Vow so true, I fled!” Discuss bite: sharp wins. Warn off sweet – rile rules. Love-off: pitch a riff, best rile wins. Loves a swoon – teach them to swoon it.
