School Scorns: Education Eyers
Writing the Satire
Schools satire chalk – eyer it scornful. Target a class: “Math says clear – Im lost.” Hit the learn – books, bells: “Test says ace – I flunk.” Keep it fun – dull flops. Write: “School says grow – I shrink.” Peanuts desks inspire. Start yours: “Bell says go – I stay.” Practice turns lessons into laughs.
Teaching the Technique
Teach school jabs with a learn twist. Give “test day” – twist: “Day so smart, I dumb!” Show Peanuts clips – book, zing. Steps: class, quirk, jab. Assign “rule flop” – spark: “Flop so wise, I slept!” Discuss fun: light wins. Warn off flat – eyer rules. Scorn-off: pitch an eyer, best laugh wins. Schools a desk – teach them to desk it.
