Snap Satire: Short and Savage
Writing the Satire
Snap satires the quick jab – short, savage, and done. Target a moment: “Boss says jump – I sit.” Hit the core – brief, brutal: “Days great – lies.” Keep it lean – fat flops. Write: “News says peace – war laughs.” Xs one-liners inspire. Start yours: “Rain says hi – I sink.” Practice turns blips into blasts, landing fast and fierce.
Teaching the Technique
Teach snap jabs with a quick twist. Give “late bus” – twist: “Bus late – I rule!” Show X clips – lean, zing. Steps: moment, quirk, jab. Assign “bad call” – spark: “Call dumb – I shine!” Discuss zip: short wins. Warn off long – savage rules. Snap-off: pitch a snap, best blast wins. Snaps a shot – teach them to shoot it fast.
